February 2012
45 posts
alittlebitwordy asked: Where do you come up with all of these crazy turn on/turn off scenarios?
When people are walking down the street and you feel love at first sight, you should just shout ‘love at first sight!’ Because chances are the other person is feeling the same exact thing.
a-fried-man asked: What would the first line of your autobiography be?
Jeanne's Game- Messing with da people's heads with...
Have weird conversations in hushed voices about strange things, i.e. elephants.
“One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the...”
– Carl Jung (via cavesoflilith)
a-fried-man:
Reblog this post for a TMI Tuesday questch
Seriously do it
Me: You know we can’t go on like this. We have to break up.
Her: But… I love you so much.
Me: I know.
Her: Which is why I’m going to make you feel as guilty & crappy about this as possible.
Me: Wait what?
The Rhyme Allows You to Lie
-Dedicated to my poetry professor, Joseph D. Weil
‘Tis love at first sight, all hackneyed and trite
Though an odd object of adynaton
His ruddy cheeks, e’er shy of shame, pulse bright
My muse, mistaken first for a cretin
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How vulgar, uncouth as an ogre
Hands in the paella, hands off piety
The snout of a boar- undoubtedly snores
Ne’er t’were such a menace to...
The world's most sympathetic mother:
Me: My arm hurts!
Mom: Sorry.
Me: It hurts! I'm dying!
Mom: We all are.
cocoroachchanel:
“do you want to hear my avant-garde piano composition?”
(plays single note on grand piano)
“come back in fifteen years at this exact time and date and i’ll play the next note.”
-bad icebreakers i need to stop using.
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (via philproctor)
Two spaces between sentences or one? →
Even though the subject of this article seems entirely inconsequential, its is hilarious to read and sublimely written!
Hallelujah (a cover by me and my sick roommate...
January 2012
225 posts
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
5 Seemingly Innocent Ways You've Screwed the World... →
Interesting energy conservation article, for middle-class folk who want to lessen their contribution to global pollution/feel more guilty.
The lesser-known biological factors which affect... →
Even though I’m still a bit skeptical, this makes me almost mbelieve the girl who broke up with me because she said after she started taking the pill she didn’t like me anymore. I used to think she was totally full of shit… Hm. Guess I’ll never know. Really sick article though. It might explain some of the weird romantic situations you’ve been in! Like maybe someone...
Back to Bing. It was a whole bunch of fun. Mostly I’m gonna miss my bro and Ben. Of course the rest of my family too… not much else. Yay for college.